The Heist

2016-01-26 Jonathan

The exhibition staff were everywhere. Hundreds of people were throughout the building, reporters, security guards, all necessary precautions were in place to prevent anything wrong from happening. The statue stood behind the wall, waiting to be revealed.

But, little did all the curators and people know, Charlie had gotten into the building and up the ventilation shaft. Things were going very well, he thought to himself. “Just five more minutes, and I’ll be there” he muttered quietly as he shimmied his way through the air ducts to the back room to get the statue.

Suddenly, there was a problem. His belly, which had been fattening for months from kegs of beer, would let him go no further. He started shifting, trying to get unstuck. He tried shifting his body, but to no avail. Then he tried backing up, but that didn’t seem to work either. Then the heat turned on.

I Helped Him

2015-09-17 Jonathan

My friend and his future wife were having the hardest time finding a wedding violinist Manchester for their special day. They wanted to find someone who could play music in the way that was good for a wedding, and they weren’t sure just who could do that for them in a way that would be pleasing to them. I offered my services, despite the fact that I am a friend of theirs, and they accepted. I helped to make the night of my friend something that was truly special because I gave of the talents that I have. I know that the wedding would have felt different to me if I could have attended it as a normal guest does, but I was happy to offer my friend the help that he needed on his special day. He deserved that much from me.

How I Increased Convention Profits

2015-08-23 Jonathan

I used to have a hard time attracting convention goers to my convention booth until I decided to hire three promo girls to “sell” my product. These pretty women attracted the crowds and allowed my experienced team to sell my product. Training was simple all I had to do is give them the basic information about my product and let them hand out flyers. I also encouraged them to direct perspective customers to assigned sales people. The sales staff answered questions and sold product while the girls attracted new business. The first day was so successful that I stationed one of the girls demonstrate my product. By the third day, they had picked up on the selling and I noticed that their looks increased the time customers spent at my booth. It was the most successful convention ever and our profits increased with so little preparation to make it work.

The Earth Today

2015-08-16 Jonathan

I found an awesome scientific movie on silica sand and other neat geographic changes. There is so much going on in the world right now that we are all not aware of. For instance all the global warming going on, that is most likely cause from all of us humans not paying attention to our surrounding and basically treating the earth like a bug dumpster. No one cares anymore about where they throw their trash, or what chemicals are bad for the environment. We all just do as we please and not think about any of the future consequences. I believe the only time anyone will ever learn is when something devasting happens to the earth and it is proven that the tragedy is due to humans negligence of the earth.

Bridal Shower Extraordinaire

2015-06-28 Jonathan

I can’t believe it. Gwen is getting married and she’s asked me to be her maid of honor! I’m so happy for her.

I’ve already started planning her bridal shower even though the wedding is over a year away. Yes, I’m a little bit bridal shower crazy. But who can blame me? This is my best friend we’re talking about.

Gwen deserves a really amazing bridal shower, so I’ve decided to do something a little unusual. I don’t want her to feel like any other bride. I want her to feel like the most beautiful bride in the world.

So, the first thing on the agenda will be going to a beauty salon where we will all get complete makeovers. There’s a really awesome wedding makeup artist Manchester at the salon near my office. I told her about my ideas for the shower and she’s really excited too. We’re going to try to come up with a movie theme to make it more fun too.

There’s so much to think about and plan when you’re a maid of honor. And this is only the beginning!

A little creativity can go a long way!

2015-06-03 Jonathan

For an upcoming costume contest, that was offering cash prizes, I decided to increase my chances of winning. In order to do that, I hired a very talented Manchester makeup artist, that I was connected with via a very good friend that used her. I arrived at her office, two hours before the party I was to attend that had the costume contest, to meet the artist. I had some ideas about what I thought the make up should look like, and upon meeting Patty, I knew that I was in the right hands so to speak. I felt after trying on my costume and getting her feedback, she knew exactly what to do. So as I took the chair, I felt extremely confident that this experience was going to be worth the service fee. The fee was extremely reasonable for the final results, which took close to an hour to complete.

Danielle’s Inferno

2014-12-31 Jonathan

My name is Danielle, and I am the hottest person in my office. No, seriously, I work for a temporary agency, and currently, I work as a secretary in an office building with no Manchester air conditioning. The owners are in the process of correcting the problem; in the meantime, they expect me to sit at my desk, smile and greet clients, and answer the phone in a cheery voice, and see to it that the coffee pot is filled to the brim every morning.

“Dress proffesssionally”, the temp service told me. I can do that, as long as their idea of business professional is a tank top, short skirt, and heels that I can stealthily slip off under my desk. I’m supposed to be this company’s shining example of customer service. Oh I’m shining, believe me. My forehead simply sparkles, less than an hour after clocking in…with beads of sweat. I’m overheated, underpaid, and I give new meaning to the phrase “hot under the collar. My name is Danielle, and this is my inferno.